April 18, 2015

Defund the Government

'If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.' -Stephen Colbert

In case you didn’t notice that the conservatives have driven the nation to near government shutdown just this past week & that it’d be in their political interest to do so, here’s what the conservatives would love to do by defunding:

which agency to …
FEMA defund something their own voting base benefits a lot from but whose voters are too dumb to realize anyways, so why not
DoE prefer conservative (that means no change) because it’s as uneducated as complicated of a power-generation notion as their voters could possibly understand
DoEd return to truth-bending Christian homeschooling so their voting base grows
Federal Reserve re-hash failed history (price spikes during the gold standard, anyone?) in the hopes no one notices
Treasury count on how most don’t know the difference between the Fed and the Treasury much less economics
EPA win elections by stereotypically opposing any environmental and human health protection, conceptstoo hard for the uneducated to understand
HHS [see DoE]
NOAA go only as far as their weak-minded and lazy-minded voters can understand, little mind how the hurricane hunters do such important work
SSA repeat the successful the doubt-seeding that’s succesful in global climate change without putting forth viable alternatives like Galveston, Texas’ country program
NASA further assail science despite how it’s America’s pride; hypocrites searching for the fastest and most votes won’t care for the long-term view, only the next election, the long-term be d**ned
White House further disrespect of the Presidency unless it’s theirs anyways so why not?
Congress … just kidding, just checking if you’re reading

If we don’t watch out and properly educate citizens on what our government does for us, the conservatives will win by keeping us uneducated. It’s too easy for them and so hard for us.

Conservatives are doing many things while lazy, uneducated folk go about like re-districting a swing state to effortlessly win the 2012 Presidential election (surprise!). It might be hard to wrap your brain around its details but let’s not be weak and lazy but that’s all that conservatives need Americans to be for them to win.

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