In case you didn’t notice that the conservatives have driven the nation to near government shutdown just this past week & that it’d be in their political interest to do so, here’s what the conservatives would love to do by defunding:
| which agency | to … |
| FEMA | defund something their own voting base benefits a lot from but whose voters are too dumb to realize anyways, so why not |
| DoE | prefer conservative (that means no change) because it’s as uneducated as complicated of a power-generation notion as their voters could possibly understand |
| DoEd | return to truth-bending Christian homeschooling so their voting base grows |
| Federal Reserve | re-hash failed history (price spikes during the gold standard, anyone?) in the hopes no one notices |
| Treasury | count on how most don’t know the difference between the Fed and the Treasury much less economics |
| EPA | win elections by stereotypically opposing any environmental and human health protection, conceptstoo hard for the uneducated to understand |
| HHS | [see DoE] |
| NOAA | go only as far as their weak-minded and lazy-minded voters can understand, little mind how the hurricane hunters do such important work |
| SSA | repeat the successful the doubt-seeding that’s succesful in global climate change without putting forth viable alternatives like Galveston, Texas’ country program |
| NASA | further assail science despite how it’s America’s pride; hypocrites searching for the fastest and most votes won’t care for the long-term view, only the next election, the long-term be d**ned |
| White House | further disrespect of the Presidency unless it’s theirs anyways so why not? |
| Congress | … just kidding, just checking if you’re reading |
If we don’t watch out and properly educate citizens on what our government does for us, the conservatives will win by keeping us uneducated. It’s too easy for them and so hard for us.
Conservatives are doing many things while lazy, uneducated folk go about like re-districting a swing state to effortlessly win the 2012 Presidential election (surprise!). It might be hard to wrap your brain around its details but let’s not be weak and lazy but that’s all that conservatives need Americans to be for them to win.
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