April 18, 2015

Question of the Week

Which is worse:  (a) going through a 7.1 earthquake, (b) being in a car crash, or (c) strapping your dog to the top of your car (a la Mitt Romney)?  A penny for your thoughts.

— Gautam Dutta


White House AAPI Champions of Change

Earlier, we posted the White House AAPI Twitter Q&A, “What’s Your Story?” Voting. We’re happy to say that the voting results are in and our friend and former Sam Yoon intern and AAA-Fund sponsoree, Chun-Fai Chan, notifies us of his hometown’s Boston Chinatown Neighborhood Center having won as 1 of the 6 Champions of Change. You can help sponsor the Boston Chinatown Neighborhood Center‘s trip to the White House for the Thursday, April 5 ceremony at their CrowdRise page.

The other winners also each represent (an) AAPI institution(s):

We also thank the White House Initiative on Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders for holding his important contest to raise awareness of what’s happening in our larger AAPI community.

Hyphen magazine: Happy VaLINtine’s Day

Ed. Note: The below is a repost of Hyphen magazine‘s “Happy VaLINtine’s Day“, the fifth in our collaboration with Hyphen Magazine. See past entries from this collaboration.

InterVarisity Linsanity Happy Valentine's

Dear Jeremy Lin,

Hi. My name is Terry K. Park. I’m Mr. Hyphen 2011. That probably means nothing to you, since you’re Mr. NBA 2012, King of New York, Emperor of the Twitterverse. But I just wanted to introduce myself to you, from one representative of the Asian American community to another, so you don’t think I’m some random crazy person. To be honest, though, I’ve become a little crazy. A little insane, actually. Okay I’ll say it.

You’ve made me Linsane.

Happy VaLINtine’s Day.

Wait! Please keep reading. I know you’ve been getting a lot of love lately. From the press. From Spike Lee. From Mike D’Antoni (and rightly so — he owes you big time). And I read an article suggesting 10 New York celebrity women for you to date. But since you’re in Toronto tonight, and no one attractive lives there, I wanted to make sure you had a Valentine’s Day card to warm your heart, from someone who really appreciates you, who’s been following you since your Harvard days.

Not literally following you. Don’t worry. I have a life.

And that life, before I was infected with Linsanity, consisted of being insane for the Utah Jazz.

The Utah Jazz? I know. It sounds weird. Allow me to explain why the Jazz meant so much to me, and why you, now, mean so much to me, on this day of VaLINtine’s.

When I was seven years old, my family moved to Salt Lake City from San Jose, CA. A couple months after I arrived, my new friends and I walked to the neighborhood 7-Eleven and saw, in the parking lot, a massive black pick-up truck. We walked into the store and saw, standing at the register, a massive black pick-up truck of a man. My friends pushed me toward him and then hid in the candy aisle. Stumbling, I looked in front of me and saw cowboy boots. I looked up, and up, and up, and a few minutes later when I saw his face, I asked, “Are you Karl Malone?” He craned his neck down and said to the midget Asian boy with the bowl cut, “Yeah.” I asked, “Can I have your autograph?” “Yeah.” As my friends finally joined me to get their autographs, Malone reached into his wallet, handed me a crisp five dollar bill, and said, “Here, go buy yourself a Big Gulp.” I gulped.

Soon after, Malone, along with his perennial pick-and-roll partner, John Stockton, adorned my bedroom wall. I quickly grew to love — obsess over — the Jazz. Not because their star power forward paid me five dollars for my allegiance, but because the team’s presence made me feel like I belonged in a state where I felt incredibly, desperately, alone. I could watch Jazz telecasts and be a loyal Jazzman like everyone else, no longer a short Korean American kid constantly betrayed by the pungent food in his fridge, the heavy accent in his immigrant mother’s English, and the non-white, non-Mormon face in his bathroom mirror. I had no one to cheer for on the TV screen who looked like me (I didn’t play tennis, so Michael Chang didn’t count), so I might as well cheer for the local team and their superstars: one black, one white. But it wasn’t enough just to cheer anonymously for the Jazz; I wanted to prove I belonged by excelling on several athletic fields, including the basketball court.

I thought that if I patterned my game after Stockton’s pass-first, team-first style of play, I would pass. Not quite. Even though I played well for my Junior Jazz teams, was selected to several all-star teams at the basketball camp of University of Utah Coach Rick Majerus, I felt that I was either hypervisible as a racial oddity or an invisible man whose skills were ignored. One particular moment at Coach Majerus’s basketball camp dramatized these two feelings simultaneously. We were all seated on the floor of the Huntsmen Center while Coach Majerus demonstrated how to set a solid pick for a pick and roll: “When you set a pick on your man, don’t take Chinese steps” — taking clipped, hesitant, pitter-patter steps — “take real steps” — taking long, more assured strides. Immediately, everyone in the entire arena turned their heads and looked at the only Asian American kid in the entire basketball camp. Yup, me.

Little did I know that someone about my height, with my complexion, and with much better skills, had probably felt much more alone, on that same court, in that same city, in that same state. In 1944, as Japanese Americans were interned at camps like Topaz in Utah, Wat Misaka, a 5’7’’, 150 lb Japanese American point guard from Ogden, led the University of Utah to their only NCAA championship at Madison Square Garden. Three years later, Misaka led the underdog Utes back to MSG for the title game of the more prestigious National Invitational Tournament against the University of Kentucky, coached by the legendary Adolph Rupp. Stated the New York Times on March 25, 1947: “Little Wat Misaka, American born of Japanese descent, was a cute fellow intercepting passes and making the night miserable for Kentucky.” That “cute fellow” held Ralph Beard, arguably the best college player that year, to one single point. Several days later, Wat was drafted in the first round by the Knicks — the first Asian American to play in the NBA.

If I had known then about Misaka and his heroics, maybe I would’ve felt less alone and more proud to be Asian in Utah and in the US. But I didn’t. And so, as I later moved to Korea, to New York, and back to California, I maintained my love for the Jazz, while scouring the internet for news of any Asian American sports stars, and finding very little. Even as I entered the academic world and understood that my shame that day at Majerus’s camp and my burning desire to find an Asian American male sports star indicated my problematic investment in dominant modes of masculinity, I still yearned for an athletic face and body that looked like mine, who didn’t take “Chinese steps,” but manly “Majerus” steps.

That’s why I was so glad when I found out that the star of Harvard’s basketball team was an athletic 6’3’’, 205 lb Chinese American point guard from Palo Alto. I loved watching YouTube clips of your dunks against UConn and your drives against Georgetown. I was a little disappointed (though not surprised) when you went undrafted in 2010, but was ecstatic when you outplayed John Wall in the summer league and signed with the Golden State Warriors. I felt bad for you that the Oracle Arena crowd erupted whenever you entered the game and touched the ball (even though I did just that when I watched you play against my Jazz — sorry), and even worse when it was clear that you would never get regular playing time behind Monta Ellis and Stephen Curry. I was sad to hear you were cut by the Warriors and Rockets at the beginning of this season, but glad that the Knicks gave you a chance.

And then, last week, playing against the New Jersey Nets and their star point guard, Deron Williams (whom I used to cheer for when he played for my Jazz), you were finally freed from the end of the bench to score a shocking 25 points and 7 assists in a Knicks win… and I couldn’t believe my eyes or my ears, as the famously fickle MSG crowd chanted “Jeremy Lin” in the same arena where, almost sixty five years before, they chanted “Wat Misaka.” Your next game, to prove that you weren’t a one-game wonder, was against my Jazz. I picked up my good friend Taiyo Na, musician/actor and a native New Yorker, and we watched the game at The Go Sports Bar in Old Oakland. At that bar was fellow native New Yorker Eddie Kochiyama, son of legendary activist Yuri Kochiyama. Taiyo invited him to our table. We then watched you take Chinese steps all over the court to the tune of 28 points, 8 assists, and another improbable Knicks victory. For the first time in my life, I rooted against the Jazz. For the first time in my life, I had someone to root for.

Thanks, Jeremy.
Candy Hearts and Jump Shots,

Email: 10 Years Ago vs. Now [Cartoon]

h/t Geeks are sexy

Cute Alert! Justin and Jeremy Dancing to "Hey Ya"

Take a break from whatever you are doing and watch (or dance along to) this extremely cute video of Justin and Jeremy dancing to Outcast’s “Hey Ya.”

Cute overload? You’re welcome.

h/t angry asian man

Who Cares about Religious Discrimination?

Cain’s slogan “Lets Get Real” says so little that his followers can brainlessly slop it up. It says so little that the unthinking would find it inspirational. There is however something worse than a soundbyte nation … a real offense of Cain’s which is his forbidding Muslims from US government service (of course, his fellow hater Beck religiously discriminates, too, equally offensable). It’s going to be impossible for the hateful, the uneducated, the historically idiotic (that’d definetly include Palin’s followers) and the generally uncaring to let that slide. It takes too much intellectual heft to know the history of religious persecution and its harms. While we educated, thoughtful folk may appreciate this history, most Americans would find it far too trivial and intelectually taxing to remember the such. They’re too busy being stupified by reality shows, far more numbing fare. Neither waving Jesus like a flag nor removing God are sensitive or educated reactions to the fine points behind religion and state. It’s impossible to win an argument against one who doesn’t care. Do Americans not care about Cain’s being religulous? So much so that they’d even want him as President? Yes.

In another vein, some comic relief:

Ahmadinejad auto-correct fail

– Richard Chen

Osama: the Henpecked Jihadist

The joke in Pakistan is that bin Laden called in his location to CIA because he was being driven mad cooped up for five years with so many wives and children.

— Pakistani Interior Minister Rehman Malik

Pentagon City, May 25: Arlington Young Democrats Asian American Caucus Kickoff

Ed. Note: The below is from our friends at the Asian American Caucus at the Arlington Young Democrats.

Christopher Der and Yilin Zhang co-chair the Asian American Caucus at the Arlington Young Democrats. The Caucus provides networking opportunities and cultural learning experiences for young Asian-Americans that share progressive values.

The co-chairs invite you to a Caucus Kickoff event at Asia Bistro in Pentagon City next Wednesday May 25 from 7:30 PM to 10:00 PM.

If you have questions or comments, please feel free to contact Chris at resolutions@arlingtonyoungdems.org and/or Yilin at yilinzh2008@gmail.com.

Thanks and take care.

Christopher Der and Yilin Zhang
Co-Chairs, Asian-American Caucus
Arlington Young Democrats

He's Fired

Donald Trump

Donald Trump speaks at the Comedy Central celebrity roast in his honor in March in New York. (Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images)

Donald Trump fires himself from the job of running for President.  In recent weeks, it had become painfully obvious that he would not win the GOP nomination.

According to sources, Trump also gave thought to running as an independent, but realized he stood no chance of winning without carrying the banner of a major party.  So now it’s back to emceeing “The Apprentice”.

For Trump, the lesson’s simple:  When you can’t deal with reality, escape to reality TV.

— Gautam Dutta

Diplomatic Apprentice

The best way to defuse tensions with Pakistan?  Hire Donald Trump to be our Ambassador (and if you believe that, we’ve got more than a few bridges to sell you…).

— Gautam Dutta